This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol episode "Pups and the Beanstalk" from Season 1, which premiered on March 1, 2014 in Canada, and on May 20, 2014 in the United States.

00:00:49 Rubble: Ready for another bean, Farmer Yumi!
00:00:51 Farmer Yumi: Right behind you, Rubble.
00:00:55 Chickaletta: (Clucking and gulping)
00:01:08 Farmer Yumi: No, no, Chickaletta!
00:01:11 Chickaletta: (Clucking)
00:01:12 Farmer Yumi: (Giggling)
00:01:14 Alex: Fee-fi-fo-fum! Look out for giant Alex; 'cause here I come!
00:01:20 Rubble: (Laughing)
00:01:21 Farmer Yumi: Careful, Giant Alex. Don't squash the beans.
00:01:24 Alex: (Giggling) Fee-fi-fo-fum!
00:01:29 Farmer Yumi: Whew, it sure is hot. Why don't we take a little break?
00:01:32 Rubble: Great idea!
00:01:33 Rubble: (Barking) Shovel away!
00:01:38 Rubble: Ah, nothing like digging all morning to get ready for a nice afternoon nap.
00:01:45 Alex: Fee-fi-fo-fum!
00:01:48 Rubble: (Sighing) Alex the Giant, heh heh!
00:01:51 Rubble: (Yawning and snoring)
00:01:57 (Sound): (Bird squawking)
00:01:59 (Scene): (Soon Rubble is about to start dreaming.)
00:02:05 Marshall: Hey, Rubble, look at me!
00:02:08 Rubble: Marshall, I'm sleeping!
00:02:10 Marshall: (Barking)
00:02:12 Rubble: Whoa!
00:02:15 Chase: (Gasping) Marshall, climb down! Fast!
00:02:18 Marshall: Why?
00:02:19 Alex: Fee-fi-fo-fum!
00:02:22 Marshall: Oh, that's why.
00:02:24 Marshall: Whoa! A giant Alex! Ahh!
00:02:29 Marshall: (Chuckling) Thanks, Farmer Yumi.
00:02:32 Farmer Yumi: (Giggling) You're welcome.
00:02:35 Alex: Fee-fi-fo-fum!
00:02:38 Everyone: (Gasping)
00:02:40 Alex: Look at the cute little farm.
00:02:43 Alex: Ooh!
00:02:45 Alex: Oops, sorry, Bettina.
00:02:49 Alex: Moo!
00:02:51 Rubble: We have to call Ryder!
00:02:57 (Sound): (Phone ringing)
00:02:59 Ryder: Ryder here!
00:03:00 Rubble: Ryder, we have a giant emergency!
00:03:03 Ryder: Don't worry, Rubble.
00:03:04 Ryder: No job is too big, no pup is too small!
00:03:07 Farmer Yumi: This is a real giant emergency! Look!
00:03:11 Alex: Neat!
00:03:12 Alex: Oops, sorry, Farmer Yumi.
00:03:15 Farmer Yumi: Can you and the PAW Patrol help out, Ryder?
00:03:18 Ryder: You weren't kidding!
00:03:19 Ryder: Still, no job is too big, not even a giant Alex!
00:03:23 (Sound): (Beeping)
00:03:24 Ryder: PAW Patrol, to the Lookout!
00:03:27 Pups: Ryder needs us!
00:03:28 Marshall and Rubble: (Barking)
00:03:32 Alex: Oh!
00:03:35 Pups: (Barking)
00:03:38 Marshall: Whoa, oh, whoa! Whoa!
00:03:45 Pups: (Gasping)
00:03:47 Alex: Hi! Bye!
00:03:51 (Sound): (Elevator bell dinging)
00:03:57 Chase: Ready for action, Ryder, sir!
00:03:59 (Sound): (Pup pad beeping)
00:04:00 Ryder: Thanks for racing over, pups.
00:04:02 Alex (On the screen): Fee-fi...
00:04:03 Ryder: Giant Alex doesn't mean any harm, but his giant size could cause a lot of trouble around Adventure Bay.
00:04:09 Ryder: We have to protect our town, and get Alex back up the beanstalk!
00:04:13 Ryder: This will take the whole PAW Patrol!
00:04:15 Pups: Let's go! Let's do this!
00:04:17 Ryder: All right, PAW Patrol is on a roll!
00:04:20 Pups: (Barking)
00:04:23 (Music): ♪ (Deployment sequence for Marshall)
00:04:40 Rubble: (Barking)
00:04:41 Alex: Hey, Rubble, I'll help you get to your truck!
00:04:44 Rubble: No, I don't need any help!
00:04:47 Alex: Good luck with your emergency.
00:04:51 Rubble: But you're our emergency!
00:04:55 (Sound): (Tires screeching)
00:04:57 (Sound): (Sirens wailing)
00:05:00 (Music):
00:05:06 Ryder: Let's split up. We can cover more ground that way.
00:05:10 (Sound): (Sirens blaring)
00:05:18 Cap'n Turbot: Oh, I've been seasick in a boat before, but never air-sick!
00:05:24 Alex: (Blowing)
00:05:25 Cap'n Turbot: Whoa, gale force winds!
00:05:28 Alex: That was fun!
00:05:30 Ryder: Chase, megaphone!
00:05:31 Chase: (Barking) Megaphone!
00:05:35 Ryder: Hey, Alex, down here!
00:05:37 Alex: Huh?
00:05:37 Ryder: The Captain's boat is really fun, but it's not really a toy.
00:05:42 Ryder: Could you please set it down very gently?
00:05:45 Alex: Oh, okay!
00:05:47 Cap'n Turbot: Whoa! Ah! Oh!
00:05:52 Zuma: Hang on, Cap'n Turbot!
00:05:56 Zuma: (Barking) Buoy!
00:06:01 Cap'n Turbot: Thanks, Zuma!
00:06:02 Zuma: (Barking)
00:06:04 Cap'n Turbot: Ah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
00:06:07 Alex: I'm thirsty. (Stomping loudly)
00:06:14 Rubble: Oh, boy! We've never going to get him back up that beanstalk.
00:06:18 Mayor Goodway: And in commemoration of this special event, I've asked my deputy mayor, Chickaletta, to...
00:06:26 Mayor Goodway: Where is that silly chicken? I asked her to be here.
00:06:29 (Sound): (Stomping)
00:06:30 Mayor Goodway: Huh? Whoa!
00:06:32 Alex: Hi!
00:06:35 Everyone: (Screaming)
00:06:35 Mayor Goodway: Whoa, look out! It's giant Alex!
00:06:38 Alex: Yay! Hide and Seek! Fee, fi, fo, fum!
00:06:44 Alex: Look out, Mayor Goodway! Here I come!
00:06:46 Mayor Goodway: Oh!
00:06:47 Alex: Found ya!
00:06:48 Mayor Goodway: Oh! Hi, giant Alex.
00:06:51 Alex: Hi, Mayor Goodway.
00:06:52 Alex: I know where Chickaletta is. Let me help you.
00:06:55 Mayor Goodway: Whoa! (Laughing nervously)
00:06:57 Mayor Goodway: Ahh, incoming! Oh!
00:07:03 Chickaletta: (Clucking)
00:07:04 Mayor Goodway: (Laughing) Thanks, giant Alex!
00:07:07 (Sound): (Stomping)
00:07:09 Skye: Ryder, Alex is walking across Main Street.
00:07:12 Ryder: We're on it!
00:07:14 Everyone: Huh? (Screaming)
00:07:18 Alex: Lemonade, yum!
00:07:20 Alex: Aww, empty!
00:07:23 Ryder: Look out!
00:07:25 Marshall: Ahhh!
00:07:27 (Sound): (Cars honking)
00:07:29 Marshall: (Barking) Ladder!
00:07:36 (Music):
00:07:41 Mr. Porter: Hi, Alex.
00:07:42 (Sound): (Scratching)
00:07:43 Mr. Porter: Alex?! What are you doing way up there?
00:07:45 Alex: Hi, Grandpa! I'm super thirsty.
00:07:50 Mr. Porter: Have a smoothie!
00:07:51 Alex: Mmm! (Gulping)
00:07:55 Alex: Thanks, but I'm still kind of thirsty.
00:07:59 Mr. Porter: Here, have another.
00:08:01 Alex: (Gulping) I'm still thirsty!
00:08:06 Mr. Porter: I better make more, a lot more!
00:08:09 Alex: (Stomping) Yay, I love smoothies!
00:08:12 Ryder: I know how to get Alex up the beanstalk!
00:08:16 (Sound): (Thudding)
00:08:17 Ryder: Pups, we need fruit from Yumi's farm for the smoothies. Lots of it!
00:08:22 Ryder: Rubble, Rocky, get what you can.
00:08:24 Rubble: Rubble on the double!
00:08:26 Rocky: Green means go!
00:08:29 Alex: Bye!
00:08:30 Ryder: Marshall and Chase, I need the giant lemonade cup from the middle of Main Street.
00:08:34 Chase: Chase is on the case!
00:08:35 (Sound): (Siren wailing)
00:08:37 (Scene): (Giant Alex picks up Chase's police cruiser and imitates the siren.)
00:08:38 Chase: Hey, that's official police property!
00:08:40 Alex: (Imitating siren)
00:08:42 Chase: And my siren doesn't sound like that at all! Whoa!
00:08:47 (Sound): (Siren wailing)
00:08:49 Alex: Hey, wait up!
00:08:52 Ryder: Sure hope this works. Go for it, Marshall!
00:08:58 Marshall: One giant-sized smoothie coming right up.
00:09:03 Marshall: (Barking) Hose, on!
00:09:06 Mr. Porter: (Sighing) This is the biggest smoothie order I've ever made!
00:09:10 Mr. Porter: I had to use twelve blenders!
00:09:12 Ryder: (Laughing)
00:09:14 Marshall: Hose, off! (Barking)
00:09:16 Ryder: Skye, you're on!
00:09:17 Skye: This pup's gotta fly!
00:09:25 Alex: Choo-choo!
00:09:27 The Train Engineer: Whoa, giant Alex, remember! The train's not a toy!
00:09:31 Alex: Choo-choo!
00:09:33 Skye: Still thirsty, Alex? How about a delicious berry smoothie?
00:09:39 The Train Engineer: Whoa!
00:09:41 Alex: Mm, yummy. Wait! A berry smoothie sounds awesome!
00:09:46 Alex: Can I have some? Can I just have one sip, please?
00:09:51 Ryder: It's working!
00:09:53 (Sound): (Helicopter whirring)
00:09:57 Alex: Wait!
00:10:03 Rubble: She did it!
00:10:04 Everyone: (Cheering)
00:10:10 Rubble: Skye?
00:10:11 Chase: I hope she's okay! (Whimpering)
00:10:14 (Sound): (Helicopter whirring)
00:10:17 Pups: (Cheering)
00:10:21 Skye: (Giggling)
00:10:22 Alex: (Loud burp) Excuse me!
00:10:25 Alex: That was delicious! And pups, thanks for playing with me!
00:10:29 Skye: That's okay, giant Alex!
00:10:31 Skye: But next time you're thirsty, just ask for a smoothie and we'll bring you one to go!
00:10:36 Alex: Thanks, PAW Patrol!
00:10:37 Ryder: Great job, pups! Giant Alex is back where he belongs.
00:10:41 Pups: (Howling)
00:10:43 Rubble: (Laughing)
00:10:43 (Scene): (Rubble is about to end dreaming.)
00:10:47 Rubble: Huh?
00:10:48 Marshall: Oops, sorry, Rubble.
00:10:50 Marshall: I was just finishing up watering. (Barking)
00:10:53 Rubble: Wha... what? Where's giant Alex?
00:10:56 Marshall: He's right there.
00:10:58 Alex: Fee-fi-fo-fum! I'm giant Alex and here I come!
00:11:05 Rubble: But he was a real giant!
00:11:10 Rubble: Ryder, Ryder!
00:11:11 Rubble: There was a giant beanstalk, and Alex was a super-huge giant!
00:11:14 Rubble: And Turbot's boat was flying around!
00:11:16 Rubble: And you were there, and you were there!
00:11:18 Rubble: And... and... Aww, I guess it was just a dream.
00:11:23 Ryder: No more cheese kibble before naptime for you, Rubble.
00:11:26 Ryder and Farmer Yumi: (Laughing)
00:11:27 Rubble: (Laughing) Glad everything's regular-sized now!
00:11:31 Alex: Fee-fi-fo-fum!
00:11:32 Ryder: Don't worry, Rubble.
00:11:33 Ryder: If you ever have another giant dream, just snore for help.
00:11:37 Rubble: (Laughing)