This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol episode "Pups Save the Soccer Game" from Season 3, which premiered on January 16, 2016 in Canada, and on January 22, 2016 in the United States.

00:00:45 Mayor Goodway: Now, keep your eye on the ball.
00:00:48 Mayor Goodway: Good try, Chickaletta. Good effort.
00:00:52 Chickaletta: (Clucking)
00:00:55 Mayor Humdinger: (Evil laugh) That chicken'll never be a decent soccer player.
00:00:59 Mayor Humdinger: Though she'd fit right in with your lousy Adventure Bay team.
00:01:02 Mayor Goodway: Lousy? Adventure Bay could beat Foggy Bottom any day.
00:01:06 Mayor Humdinger: How about today? Oh, and let's make the losing mayor wear the other town's shirt. Agreed?
00:01:11 Mayor Goodway: Agreed.
00:01:13 Mayor Humdinger: (Evil chuckling)
00:01:14 Mayor Goodway: Come on, Chickaletta, boot the ball for mommy.
00:01:18 Chickaletta: (Clucking)
00:01:20 Mayor Goodway: (Sighing)
00:01:22 Mayor Humdinger: (Evil chuckling)
00:01:23 Mayor Humdinger: Kit-tastrophe Crew!
00:01:32 Kittens: (Snickering)
00:01:32 Mayor Humdinger: Goal!
00:01:37 Mayor Humdinger: Ha…! Even my kitty carrier mobile is a better player. Good luck! (Evil chuckling)
00:01:43 Chickaletta: (Clucking)
00:01:45 Mayor Goodway: Oh, okay then.
00:01:47 Pups: (Laughing)
00:01:49 Rubble: Get ready for my special Rubble rocket kick!
00:01:54 Rubble: (Grunting)
00:01:58 Rocky: Oof! That's a goal.
00:02:00 Chase: (Whistle blowing) Rubble's rocket kick scores again.
00:02:04 Marshall: I'm open! Pass me the ball. I want to try the Rubble rocket kick.
00:02:09 Chase: Sure! What could go wrong?
00:02:12 Marshall: (Grunting) Ugh! Whoa!
00:02:15 (Sound): (Phone ringing)
00:02:18 Ryder: Ryder here.
00:02:19 Mayor Goodway: Ryder, we're playing soccer against Mayor Humdinger, today!
00:02:25 Mayor Goodway: But the team seems a bit, uhh, unprepared.
00:02:31 Alex: Yay, I scored a touchdown!
00:02:33 Mayor Goodway: Not to mention, the goal's broken.
00:02:36 Ryder: We'll be there soon, Mayor Goodway. No job is too big, no pup is too small!
00:02:43 (Sound): (Beeping)
00:02:44 Ryder: PAW Patrol, to the Lookout!
00:02:45 Pups: Ryder needs us!
00:02:47 Marshall: But... Help.
00:02:52 Marshall: Oops… sorry!
00:02:54 Marshall: Whoa! (Crashing)
00:02:58 Pups: (Gasping)
00:03:00 Marshall: Goal!
00:03:02 Pups: (All pups laughing)
00:03:13 (Sound): (Elevator bell dinging)
00:03:19 Chase: PAW Patrol, ready for action, Ryder sir!
00:03:22 (Sound): (Pup pad beeping)
00:03:23 Ryder: Adventure Bay is playing a soccer match today. But the goal needs to be fixed, and Mayor Goodway's players don't…
00:03:31 Alex (On the screen): Touchdown!
00:03:31 Chickaletta (On the screen): (Clucking)
00:03:33 Ryder: Have a lot of experience.
00:03:35 Ryder: So, Rubble, (Beeping) I need you and your crane to put the goal back up, and we could really use that Rubble rocket kick.
00:03:41 Rubble: Rubble on the double!
00:03:44 Ryder: Rocky, (Beeping) I need you and your tools to fix the goal, and then you in that goal to help the team.
00:03:50 Rocky: Green means go!
00:03:54 Ryder: (Beeping) And I need Chase to put the net back on the goal.
00:03:56 Chase: Chase is on the case!
00:03:58 Ryder: And I'll need the rest of you pups to play too. You have the skills that'll help our team win.
00:04:03 Pups: (Yell, yell barking and howling)
00:04:07 Ryder: All right, PAW Patrol is on a roll!
00:04:10 Pups: (Barking)
00:04:14 (Music): ♪ (Deployment sequence for Rubble and Rocky)
00:04:55 (Sound): (Tires screeching)
00:04:57 (Sound): (Sirens wailing)
00:05:00 (Music):
00:05:02 (Sound): (Sirens wailing)
00:05:19 Ryder: All right, Rubble, use your crane to put the base of the goal upright. Then I'll help put the top part on.
00:05:24 Rubble: Rubble on the double.
00:05:28 Rubble: (Barking) Crane!
00:05:37 Ryder: Thanks, Rubble. Rocky, I need you to screw them together.
00:05:41 Rocky: (Barking) Screwdriver!
00:05:51 Ryder: Great, now all we need is a net.
00:05:53 Chase: (Barking) Net!
00:05:59 Ryder: Great work, pups!
00:06:01 Pups: (Howling)
00:06:04 Ryder: Okay, pups, go do your PAW Patrol best, and have fun!
00:06:08 Pups: (Barking)
00:06:11 Cat Skye: (Meowing)
00:06:12 Mayor Goodway: Game on!
00:06:14 (Sound): (Whistle blowing)
00:06:16 Skye: Rubble!
00:06:17 Rubble: On it!
00:06:18 Rubble: Zuma!
00:06:22 Rubble: (Panting) Ah!
00:06:26 Mayor Goodway: Goal! (Whistle blowing)
00:06:29 (Sound): (Whistle blowing)
00:06:31 Skye: (Barking)
00:06:33 Marshall: I'm gonna try Rubble's rocket kick. (Grunting)
00:06:37 Cat Zuma: (Blowing raspberry)
00:06:38 Marshall: (Gasping) Oof! Whoa! (Grunting)
00:06:41 Rocky: (Gasping) Oof!
00:06:44 Marshall: Oh, no!
00:06:48 Rocky: Bring it on! I'm ready!
00:06:50 Rocky: (Sniffing) Is that liver sausage pizza?
00:06:55 Mayor Humdinger: (Evil laughing) Come and get it.
00:07:02 (Scene): (And the score is taken by the Catastrophe Crew against All-Star Pups 2-1)
00:07:03 Rocky: Oh, no! Sorry, everyone.
00:07:05 Ryder: That's okay, Rocky. The PAW Patrol never gives up... to the goal. Let's roll!
00:07:11 Rubble and Skye: (Cheering)
00:07:13 Mayor Humdinger: (Evil chucking) Let's see if the PAW Patrol will "Gopher" this. (Evil laughing)
00:07:21 Skye: Yeah!
00:07:23 Rubble: Yeah! (Barking)
00:07:26 (Scene): (The score is tie 2-2)
00:07:27 Mayor Goodway: Yeah, tie game! (Laughing) Yes!
00:07:31 Mayor Goodway: What? Where did they come from?
00:07:37 Rubble: (Barking)
00:07:39 Rubble: (Grunting)
00:07:41 Skye: (Barking) Ooh!
00:07:43 Rocky: I got it! I... Whoa!
00:07:50 (Sound): (Dinging)
00:07:51 Mayor Humdinger: Goal!
00:07:54 Ryder: I think I know who brought those gophers. But first, we have to make sure you pups are okay. Marshall!
00:08:00 Marshall: I'm on it, Ryder. (Barking) X-ray screen!
00:08:08 Marshall: Looks like swollen paws. They're going to need to rest for a minute.
00:08:12 Ryder: Hmm... We're down to Rocky, Chase and Zuma. Time to bring in the subs.
00:08:17 Alex: Yay, we're in! Come on, Chickaletta!
00:08:20 Chickaletta: (Clucking)
00:08:26 Chickaletta: (Clucking)
00:08:32 Alex: How do you like that kibble, kitty? What?
00:08:34 Cat Chase: (Pretend to be injure)
00:08:35 Alex: What?
00:08:36 Mayor Humdinger: Illegal contact!
00:08:38 Mayor Goodway: (Whistle blowing) Foggy Bottom's ball.
00:08:40 Cat Chase: (Gasping and meowing)
00:08:43 Rubble: We're feeling better.
00:08:44 Skye: Let us play!
00:08:45 Ryder: Okay, you two, back in the game.
00:08:49 Skye: (Barking)
00:08:53 Cat Rubble: (Meowing)
00:08:55 Mayor Goodway: Goal!
00:08:58 Mayor Humdinger: Oh, hairballs, tied again.
00:09:01 Mayor Humdinger: You know what to do.
00:09:07 Zuma: (Panting and barking)
00:09:07 Cat Rocky: (Meowing)
00:09:12 (Sound): (Popping)
00:09:13 Pups: Oh, no!
00:09:14 Rubble: What Happened?
00:09:16 Mayor Humdinger: Now, that's not how to inflate a ball you silly kitten. Luckily, I have another one. (Chuckling)
00:09:21 Cat Rocky and Humdinger: (Evil chuckling)
00:09:25 Chase and Zuma: Huh?
00:09:27 Mayor Humdinger: Left, right, zigzag.
00:09:30 Marshall: Gotcha!
00:09:31 Marshall: Hey!
00:09:36 Rubble: Ouch, my paw, again!
00:09:43 (Cat Skye): (Meowing)
00:09:44 (Sound): (Sparking)
00:09:45 Mayor Humdinger: Yikes! This remote shocked me! Uh-oh.
00:09:50 Cat Skye: (Meowing)
00:09:53 Ryder: Skye, I need your wings to get up and grab that cat. Marshall, X-ray the ball and see what makes it fly.
00:10:01 Skye: Okay, Marshall, buckle up.
00:10:08 Marshall: (Gulping) Okay, just go slow. And don't go too fast.
00:10:13 Marshall: (Laughing)
00:10:15 Cat Skye: (Meowing)
00:10:18 Marshall: (Barking) X-ray screen!
00:10:21 Marshall: It's electronic. It's a remote-control soccer ball.
00:10:25 Ryder: Marshall, grab the kitten and rocket kick that ball into the bay.
00:10:29 Marshall: You got it, Ryder.
00:10:29 Marshall: One… two… three!
00:10:36 Cat Skye: (Meowing)
00:10:37 Marshall: Whoops.
00:10:38 Skye: Oh, no!
00:10:39 Cat Skye: (Meowing)
00:10:44 Cat Skye: (Hissing)
00:10:45 Skye: Sit still, Kitty. I wouldn't want to lose a passenger.
00:10:53 Ryder: Great job, pups.
00:10:55 Cat Skye: (Meowing)
00:10:53 Ryder: Great job, pups.
00:10:54 Cat Skye: (Meowing)
00:10:56 Ryder: The game is tied, and Rubble's still hurt. (Whistle blowing) Got another rocket kick, Marshall?
00:11:01 Marshall: (Barking)
00:11:03 Marshall: (Grunting)
00:11:04 Cat Rocky: (Gasping)
00:11:05 Everyone: (Cheering)
00:11:06 Pups: (Yell, yell barking and howling)
00:11:09 Mayor Goodway: Oh… You did it, Ryder! You saved Adventure Bay's honor!
00:11:14 Ryder: My good pups did it. Whenever you're in trouble, just yelp for help!
00:11:19 Pups: (Cheering)
00:11:20 Mayor Humdinger: Let me go, you overgrown omelet!
00:11:24 Mayor Goodway: And not so fast, Mayor Humdinger. We have a present for you.
00:11:28 Mayor Humdinger: What?
00:11:30 Mayor Humdinger: Hmm… I still don't recall cutting the grass being part of the deal. Whatever!
00:11:33 (Scene): (Everyone take a breaks for lunch time)
00:11:37 Singer: ♪ PA-PA-PA-PA-PA PAW Patrol ♪