- Francois: "You call this old bucket of bolts a diving bell?"
- Cap'n Turbot: "I brought my old camera, too. It's taken many a fine fish photo."
- Francois: "Ha! Not like my special underwater, high-def, hi-fi, WiFi, can't-miss camera."
- Marshall: (pushes Precious' owner's mother out of the elevator) "Enjoy your book!"
- Rocky: "Green means go... uh, even if it means go get wet." (shivers)
- Ryder: "You sure you don't want to ride in the sub, Rocky?"
- Rocky: "And leave this nice, dry beach? No thanks!"
- Ryder: (after Rocky jumps into the bay) "See, that's not so bad. How you doing?"
- Rocky: "Good; good and wet, wet, wet, wet."
- Cap'n Turbot: "Ryder's coming. We'll just wait for him to fix the steering."
- Francois: "Francois Turbot waits for no-one!" (grabs steering lever)
- Francois: "Oh, no, no, no. Ze tummy, she cannot take ze wiggling!"
- Cap'n Turbot: "Up, Up, and a- wait!"
- Francois: "Wait?"
- Cap'n Turbot: "I feel like a beached burrito!"