- (Zuma and Chase race to get a tennis ball launched by Rocky.)
- Zuma: "I got it! I got it!"
- Chase: "I got it! Achoo!" (sneezes on tennis ball)
- Zuma: (sits with tennis ball in front of him) "You got it."
- Chase: "Excuse me, must be my allergies or something."
- Alex: "You two put the wiggly in piggly!"
- Farmer Al: "Hoo-wee. Look out: pigs are slippery when wet."
- (Marshall and Rubble crash into the elevator; tangled together in a tug-of-war rope.)
- Marshall: "Guess this race ended in a hogtie."
- Zuma: "If I'm ill, I'd better chill."
- Alex: "Can I help? Can I hammer? Can I glue? Can I paint? Can I?"
- Rocky: "You'd be a big help if you could get me a bowl of water; my throat's a little scratchy."
- Alex: "That's exactly what Grandpa Porter asks me to do when I help him."
- Rocky: "I'm... on... it." (sneezes) "Uh-oh."
- Rubble: "Sooie! Sooie! Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig!"
- Alex: "No pig is too slippery, no Alex is too small."
- Farmer Al: "Hey, hey! Wait! Those pigs are making pigs of themselves!"
- Farmer Al: "Rubble, I think you've got a future as a pig farmer!"
- Rubble: "No way. I'm sticking to construction; pigs are too much work."
- Marshall: "Duck your head and the cold won't spread!"